clueless blehg

I thought i had it all planned out. I thought i had it all figured out. How horribly wrong i was.

Heres the plan. After recess, Mr smarty pants bryan(me) devised a ultimate, godly ownage plan that was never ever going to fail or what so ever. The plan was fool proof, idiot immune. however, i could pull it off. I was far too slow to react and all.

Jeremiah, the victim, was changing his PE pants when the plan took place. Sneakily and with my ultimate stealth powers, i creeped up behind him for BACKSTAB. LOL. Initially, it was on the route of success and i was so close to grabbing his underwear. Unfortunately, my hand slipped and i missed the underwear and pulled his shirt which he had on, instead. Ok, to get to the freaking point so i can go to sleep, he got changed and chased after the screaming, frantic Bryan who ran round the class with his pants not zipped.

It all happend in a flash, in blink of an eye like they usually say. He was LUCKY, i repeat LUCKY to manage to grab my underpants and give the waggie(i dont know how to spell it, sorry) of a life time. HAHAH i didnt enjoy it so i wont want to continue describing it right.

PS, next wednesday will be another victim, my underpants suffered and i dont want it to suffer further.